vox clamantis in deserto

The Mushroom Song

lyrics by harlan blynn

I like eating mushrooms, mushrooms agree with me
I like eating mushrooms, they’re full of Vitamin B
You can put them on some pizza, extra cheese for three
You can put them on a pizza but pepperoni for me

I like eating mushrooms, mushrooms agree with me
I like eating mushrooms, they’re full of Vitamin B
You can grind them into capsules, oh the colors and shapes you will see
When I want to see double I drink that psilocybin tea

I like eating mushrooms, mushrooms agree with me
I like eating mushrooms, they’re full of Vitamin B
You can put them into smoothies, I’ll take guava please
Mushrooms are also kosher and they’re better than LSD

I like eating mushrooms, mushrooms agree with me
I like eating mushrooms, they’re full of Vitamin B
You can mix them with some vodka but then you’ll have to pee
Brightly colored rainbows that no one will ever see

I like eating mushrooms, mushrooms agree with me
I like eating mushrooms, they’re full of Vitamin B
I think I just ate mushrooms, my fingers start to fing
I definitely just ate mushrooms, I’ve got nothing left to sing

I like eating mushrooms, mushrooms agree with me
I like eating mushrooms, they’re full of Vitamin B